{"text":"How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog!","source":"djtech.net","url":"https:\/\/djtech.net\/humor\/things_to_think_about.htm","html":"<blockquote>How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog!<footer>Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/djtech.net\/humor\/things_to_think_about.htm\">djtech.net<\/a><\/footer><\/blockquote>"}