[{"text":"If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says: \"objects in mirror are closer than they appear\", how can that be possible?","source":"djtech.net","url":"https:\/\/djtech.net\/humor\/things_to_think_about.htm","html":"<blockquote>If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says: \"objects in mirror are closer than they appear\", how can that be possible?<footer>Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/djtech.net\/humor\/things_to_think_about.htm\">djtech.net<\/a><\/footer><\/blockquote>"},{"text":"Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.","source":"laughnet.net","url":"http:\/\/www.laughnet.net\/archive\/jokes\/marriage.htm","html":"<blockquote>Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.<footer>Source: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laughnet.net\/archive\/jokes\/marriage.htm\">laughnet.net<\/a><\/footer><\/blockquote>"},{"text":"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?","source":"djtech.net","url":"https:\/\/djtech.net\/humor\/questions_to_ponder.htm","html":"<blockquote>If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?<footer>Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/djtech.net\/humor\/questions_to_ponder.htm\">djtech.net<\/a><\/footer><\/blockquote>"},{"text":"Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?","source":"djtech.net","url":"https:\/\/djtech.net\/humor\/questions_to_ponder.htm","html":"<blockquote>Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?<footer>Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/djtech.net\/humor\/questions_to_ponder.htm\">djtech.net<\/a><\/footer><\/blockquote>"},{"text":"How do you know if anything really exists? Kick it *really* hard.","source":"djtech.net","url":"https:\/\/djtech.net\/humor\/things_to_think_about.htm","html":"<blockquote>How do you know if anything really exists? Kick it *really* hard.<footer>Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/djtech.net\/humor\/things_to_think_about.htm\">djtech.net<\/a><\/footer><\/blockquote>"},{"text":"What if there were no hypothetical situations?","source":"djtech.net","url":"https:\/\/djtech.net\/humor\/things_to_think_about.htm","html":"<blockquote>What if there were no hypothetical situations?<footer>Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/djtech.net\/humor\/things_to_think_about.htm\">djtech.net<\/a><\/footer><\/blockquote>"},{"text":"Why be normal?","source":"djtech.net","url":"https:\/\/djtech.net\/humor\/things_to_think_about.htm","html":"<blockquote>Why be normal?<footer>Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/djtech.net\/humor\/things_to_think_about.htm\">djtech.net<\/a><\/footer><\/blockquote>"},{"text":"What do you mean, you formatted the dog?","source":"djtech.net","url":"https:\/\/djtech.net\/humor\/things_to_think_about.htm","html":"<blockquote>What do you mean, you formatted the dog?<footer>Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/djtech.net\/humor\/things_to_think_about.htm\">djtech.net<\/a><\/footer><\/blockquote>"},{"text":"If a turtle doesn\u2019t have a shell, is it naked or homeless?","source":"jokeindex.com","url":"https:\/\/www.jokeindex.com\/","html":"<blockquote>If a turtle doesn\u2019t have a shell, is it naked or homeless?<footer>Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jokeindex.com\/\">jokeindex.com<\/a><\/footer><\/blockquote>"},{"text":"If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?","source":"crazythoughts.com","url":"https:\/\/www.crazythoughts.com\/","html":"<blockquote>If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?<footer>Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.crazythoughts.com\/\">crazythoughts.com<\/a><\/footer><\/blockquote>"},{"text":"There are only three kinds of people; people who can count and people who can't.","source":"brainofbrian.com","url":"https:\/\/www.brainofbrian.com\/quotes-misc1.html","html":"<blockquote>There are only three kinds of people; people who can count and people who can't.<footer>Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.brainofbrian.com\/quotes-misc1.html\">brainofbrian.com<\/a><\/footer><\/blockquote>"}]