[{"text":"Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.","source":"laughnet.net","url":"http:\/\/www.laughnet.net\/archive\/jokes\/marriage.htm","html":"<blockquote>Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.<footer>Source: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laughnet.net\/archive\/jokes\/marriage.htm\">laughnet.net<\/a><\/footer><\/blockquote>"},{"text":"Remember the good old days, when CPU was singular?","source":"djtech.net","url":"https:\/\/djtech.net\/humor\/things_to_think_about.htm","html":"<blockquote>Remember the good old days, when CPU was singular?<footer>Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/djtech.net\/humor\/things_to_think_about.htm\">djtech.net<\/a><\/footer><\/blockquote>"},{"text":"Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.","source":"brainofbrian.com","url":"https:\/\/www.brainofbrian.com\/quotes-life.html","html":"<blockquote>Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.<footer>Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.brainofbrian.com\/quotes-life.html\">brainofbrian.com<\/a><\/footer><\/blockquote>"},{"text":"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?","source":"djtech.net","url":"https:\/\/djtech.net\/humor\/things_to_think_about.htm","html":"<blockquote>Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?<footer>Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/djtech.net\/humor\/things_to_think_about.htm\">djtech.net<\/a><\/footer><\/blockquote>"},{"text":"Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?","source":"djtech.net","url":"https:\/\/djtech.net\/humor\/things_to_think_about.htm","html":"<blockquote>Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?<footer>Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/djtech.net\/humor\/things_to_think_about.htm\">djtech.net<\/a><\/footer><\/blockquote>"},{"text":"Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal.","source":"brainofbrian.com","url":"https:\/\/www.brainofbrian.com\/quotes-life.html","html":"<blockquote>Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal.<footer>Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.brainofbrian.com\/quotes-life.html\">brainofbrian.com<\/a><\/footer><\/blockquote>"},{"text":"Marriage is a ceremony that turns your dreamboat into a barge.","source":"laughnet.net","url":"http:\/\/www.laughnet.net\/archive\/jokes\/marriage.htm","html":"<blockquote>Marriage is a ceremony that turns your dreamboat into a barge.<footer>Source: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laughnet.net\/archive\/jokes\/marriage.htm\">laughnet.net<\/a><\/footer><\/blockquote>"},{"text":"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.","source":"brainofbrian.com","url":"https:\/\/www.brainofbrian.com\/quotes-misc1.html","html":"<blockquote>If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.<footer>Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.brainofbrian.com\/quotes-misc1.html\">brainofbrian.com<\/a><\/footer><\/blockquote>"},{"text":"Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?","source":"crazythoughts.com","url":"https:\/\/www.crazythoughts.com\/","html":"<blockquote>Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?<footer>Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.crazythoughts.com\/\">crazythoughts.com<\/a><\/footer><\/blockquote>"},{"text":"If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?","source":"djtech.net","url":"https:\/\/djtech.net\/humor\/questions_to_ponder.htm","html":"<blockquote>If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?<footer>Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/djtech.net\/humor\/questions_to_ponder.htm\">djtech.net<\/a><\/footer><\/blockquote>"},{"text":"A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.","source":"brainofbrian.com","url":"https:\/\/www.brainofbrian.com\/quotes-misc1.html","html":"<blockquote>A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.<footer>Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.brainofbrian.com\/quotes-misc1.html\">brainofbrian.com<\/a><\/footer><\/blockquote>"}]